With football season in full swing you've probably heard mention of Fantasy Football at least once. It is a growing craze that draws in not only the male dynamic but a few females, including myself, as well. What exactly is Fantasy Football and why can't your husband step away from the computer long enough on Sundays and Mondays to notice you're alive?
Here's a play-by-play breakdown:
Draft - pick the best players as well as your personal favorites to create a powerhouse team, just hope someone else doesn't pick your guy first
Weekly Match Ups - pitted against friends, enemies, and complete strangers you watch as your players rack up, and down, points based on personal performance and hope like hell your team gets more points then the other dude
Rankings - watch as you climb up the leader board (or down if you chose your players poorly), if you bet on the league watch as wins = $$$ in your pocket
That's the essentials.
TJ Who's Your Mama
Now...
Necessary Points to remember:
- You must be at the draft or else the computer and your league mates will screw you over
- You must watch every game, your players won't possibly do as well without you cheering them on
- You must talk about Fantasy Football at any and all times in order to ensure no one forgets what a BAMF (aka Dork) you are
- You must watch every ESPN football discussion to ensure you are up-to-date on every player and game
For those of you still with us
The Finer Details
This is not a sport's version of World of Warcraft, this is no made up universe with elves and shit. This is real football.
This is not an Xbox Madden game where you make up players and dictate what happens. This is real football.
This is real NFL players in actual real time football games earning points based on personal performance on the field.
This is real football.
RULE 37: No Excuses Play Like A Champion
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